Workshop
This section of the webpage is a public forum intended to help users during the creative process. In addition to attempted conflations, this page sometimes lists root expressions with no conflation, and even unpaired roots that are in need of an appropriate match. To access the full dialogue for each posting, just click the conflation link in the far left column of the table.


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My wheels are in the air “wheels in motion”
“balls in the air”
"Get the ball rolling" could work as a substitute for "Balls in the air." That'd make it congruent and beautiful.
David, 9/3/10

total posts: 5

Soniority “Sonority”
“Seniority”
Hmm, so in a music theory context, the "seniority" root could refer to some kind of functional hierarchy? Maybe soniority would be when one sound has a higher functional role because of its timbre.
William, 8/28/10

total posts: 2

Copaesthetic “Copacetic”
“Aesthetic”
One of my music theory teachers used this word once -- I'm not sure if it was a slip of the tongue or a slip of vocabulary acquisition.
Matt Barber, 8/28/10

total posts: 1

Wake up and smell the roses “Wake up and smell the coffee”
“Take time to smell the roses”
conflation meaning: realise it's time to destress your life
Lisa Taylor, 8/25/10

total posts: 1

Refudiate “Refuse”
“Repudiate”
I think in her mind it was refute and repudiate, since she discussed refuting as what she "really meant" (the word she wanted was repudiate). Then she declares (as a conservative?!) that English is a "living language" and that Shakespeare coined words too. Next we'll hear that when asked what Shakespeare works are her favorites, she'll say "all of 'em."
Matt Barber, 7/20/10

total posts: 2

Off the wagon “Off the booze”
“On the wagon”
Sure, it's *an* idiom. Just not much of one, so there's no evocative imagery.
William, 7/19/10

total posts: 4

Monstrel Show “Monster”
“Minstrel Show”
e.g. Tea Party rallies with posters of Obama in "Joker face." "Monstrel" could also conflate monster and mongrel, as in a snarling and foaming cur.
Matt Barber, 7/10/10

total posts: 1

No difference “Huge difference”
“No comparison”
probably unusable, but abstractly hilarious
Scott Worthington, 6/30/10

total posts: 1

Social Construction Worker “Social Construction”
“Construction Worker”
Yeah, my dad is a social worker and my mom is a construction worker, so, you know, this seemed like the right path for me. Well guys, this has been fun, but I think at 11:00 I'm scheduled to demo gender and rebuild it from the ground up...
Matt Barber, 6/30/10

total posts: 2

Melangenue “Melange”
“Ingenue”
I'm kind of dissatisfied with word (as opposed to idiom) conflations. But I got a milliard of 'em.
Matt Barber, 6/27/10

total posts: 1

Finickle “Finicky”
“Fickle”

Matt Barber, 6/25/10

total posts: 1

Fork in the Mud “Fork in the Road”
“Stick in the Mud”
Me neither, but it's a great image. Maybe it could describe someone who's a real drag but at least offers you a couple of options - both uninteresting? I need to clean up this page and post a lot of the best ones to the official lists...
William, 6/17/10

total posts: 2

shot in the dark horse “shot in the dark”
“dark horse”

ross karre, 6/12/10

total posts: 1

Going up to hell OR Getting shot in flames “Getting shot to hell”
“Going up in flames”

William Fried, 6/2/10

total posts: 1

Welcome to the boat. “Welcome to the club.”
“We're in the same boat.”
Wow. Perfection.
William, 5/30/10

total posts: 2

Thursdate “Thursday”
“Date”
When you have a date with someone on any day of the week you can quickly conflate the two. Mondate, Tuesdate, Wednesdate, etc.
Alec Sutherland, 5/28/10

total posts: 1

Keep me up to breast “Up to Speed”
“Abreast”
Glad you remembered to put this one up. Just wanted to point out that the corollary is also nice: "keep me aspeed of the situation".
William, 5/25/10

total posts: 2

Are you picking through what I'm throwing up? “Are you picking up what I'm throwing down?”
“??”
Thanks! I wish it were a conflation. It has a bit of the flavor of a conflation (and probably some other flavors besides).
Matt Barber, 5/25/10

total posts: 3

Deal accompli “Done deal”
“Fait accompli.”
How can this one not exist already?
David Cecchetto, 5/21/10

total posts: 1

A house of dominoes “A house of cards”
“Falling dominoes (or A domino scenario)”
I absolutely love this.
William, 5/20/10

total posts: 2

Don’t shoot the golden goose “Don’t shoot the piano player”
“Don’t kill the golden goose”

Roger Knights, 5/20/10

total posts: 1

Keep your eye on the brass “Grab the brass ring”
“Keep your eye on the prize”
This one should be getting more attention! I love the political undertones, especially in these times of economic chicanery.
David Cecchetto, 5/18/10

total posts: 2

Thuesday “Tuesday”
“Thursday”
Reminds of when I was planning a trip to Russia and my contact there described St. Petes as 'imposive.' Pretty accurate, actually.
David Cecchetto, 5/18/10

total posts: 3

I'm a hungry camper & I'm as happy as a bear. “I'm a happy camper.”
“I'm as hungry as a bear”
"I'm a hungry camper" was used no-conflation-intended-ly by my boyfriend today. Incidentally, he is also "happy as a bear," in a literal sense, accordingly to gay subculture parlance. It struck me in briefly researching this one that the oft used phrase "hungry as a horse," may be itself a conflation of "hungry as a bear" and "so hungry I could eat a horse."
Kevin McFarland, 5/3/10

total posts: 1

40 is the new black. “40 is the new 20.”
“Green is the new black.”
Not on the pd-list, but I am indeed a musician and occasional composer. The other day I misused the word conflagration when I meant conflation, at which point I was immediately tipped off about this site.
Kevin McFarland, 4/27/10

total posts: 4

spazz cadet “spazz/spaz (from "spastic")”
“space cadet”
This is great... I love it when the two roots are somewhat opposite. I'm going to start using this one.
William, 4/22/10

total posts: 2

"herding teeth" (and "pulling cats") “herding cats”
“pulling teeth”
I like it.
William, 4/22/10

total posts: 2

The oyster is at your fingertips. “The world is your oyster.”
“The world is at your fingertips.”
Close, but if we're going to be picky, a true absent pivot would have a second root that began with the object of your first root: "oyster". Absent pivots are pretty rare in this collection - I think "squeaky as a whistle" is the only good one. But yours is definitely congruent.
William, 4/22/10

total posts: 2

With bated hooks. “With bated breath.”
“On tenterhooks.”
As great as this, I still really like the sound of "With tenterbreath."
Matt Barber, 3/15/10

total posts: 4

You're a tough egg. “Tough cookie.”
“Hard egg.”
So, completely incidentally, I had a composition teacher who described Yanni's music as "boiled Kleenex."
Matt Barber, 3/9/10

total posts: 5

Right out of the bat. “Right off the bat.”
“Right out of the gate.”
Heard on a basketball broadcast.
Mark Cecchetto (c/o Matt Devlin), 3/2/10

total posts: 1

Talking off the top of my head “Talking out of my ass”
“off the top of my head”
This could also be "Speaking off the cuff" and "off the top of my head." Incidentally I have overheard things like "It's on the tip of my head."
Matt Barber, 2/27/10

total posts: 2

Don't count your blessings before they're hatched. “Count your blessings.”
“Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.”

Christina Crispin, 2/14/10

total posts: 1

clean as new “clean as a whistle”
“good as new”
Or it could be a commentary on whistleblowers.
Matt Barber, 2/9/10

total posts: 4

If you were. “If you will.”
“As it were.”
Nice catch. "As you will" would give a feeling of agency to the phrase.
William, 2/2/10

total posts: 2

Roll out of bed on a log. “Roll out of bed & Sleep like a log.”
“Run out of town on a rail.”
??? So this is something I apparently said to my wife this morning while I was still in a semi-asleep state: "If it were almost 9:00 you'd roll me out of bed on a log." I have no idea what it means, but I assume it conflates "Roll out of bed," "Run out of town on a rail," and "Sleep like a log."
Matt Barber, 1/28/10

total posts: 1

Go to school on him. “Take him to school.”
“Go to work on him.”
School him the business!
Matt Barber, 1/21/10

total posts: 2

Pushing your horizons. “Pushing the envelope.”
“Broaden your horizons.”
You're right - "Pushing the horizon" is a beautiful image, and you could get it by in conversation without notice. Your alternate is funny, but I think it would be detected.
William, 1/20/10

total posts: 3

Pull my leg over my eyes. “Pull my leg.”
“Pull the wool over my eyes.”
I can't keep up with all of this... But I do like this one the best.
William, 1/19/10

total posts: 2

Going gungbusters. “Going gangbusters.”
“Gung-ho.”
Also -- "Going gunbusters." -- gangbusters and great guns.
Matt Barber, 1/19/10

total posts: 1

Between a pickle and a jam. “In a pickle/jam.”
“Between a rock and a hard place.”

Matt Barber, 1/19/10

total posts: 1

The hand that robs the cradle. “The hand that rocks the cradle.”
“Rob the cradle.”
Also -- "The hand that rocks the boat."
Matt Barber, 1/17/10

total posts: 2

taboo-boo “taboo”
“boo-boo”

Matt Barber, 1/17/10

total posts: 1

Sleep with one ear to the ground. “Sleep with one eye open.”
“Keep an ear to the ground.”
Or maybe "Sleep with an ear to the ground."
Matt Barber, 1/17/10

total posts: 1

"You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it!" “"You've buttered your bread, now eat it!"”
“"You've made your bed, now sleep in it!"”
This has the advantage of being family friendly too, unlike the similar one that already exists.
David Cecchetto, 1/12/10

total posts: 5

"Hats up." “"Hats off."”
“"Thumbs up."”
Much less grotesque than "thumbs off".
William, 1/12/10

total posts: 2

Cut one's eye for a tooth. “Cut one's eye teeth.”
“Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.”
Groan.
Matt Barber, 1/12/10

total posts: 1

The chip that broke the monkey's shoulder. “Chip on one's shoulder; monkey on one's back.”
“The straw that broke the camel's back.”
Three-way incongruent conflation?
Matt Barber, 1/12/10

total posts: 1

Eat humble crow. “Eat humble pie.”
“Eat crow.”
Cake Variations: "Have your crow and eat it too." "Let them eat crow!"
Matt Barber, 1/12/10

total posts: 3

Turn the other eye. “Turn a blind eye.”
“Turn the other cheek.”
No two buts about it, this is really great. Good enough to be on the short list, I think. I bet you could use it without most people noticing.
William, 1/10/10

total posts: 2

huryay! “hurrah!”
“yay!”
I keep seeing "hooray" written places, and wanted to mention that "hooyay" might be a softer transition.
scott, 12/28/09

total posts: 3

Got my bonnet rolling. “A bee in my bonnet.”
“Got the ball rolling.”
Just overheard this in a cafe today.
William, 12/21/09

total posts: 1

Not the sharpest crayon in the box “Not the brightest crayon in the box”
“Not the sharpest tool in the shed”
"Not the brightest tool in the shed" would also be nice.
Scott Worthingotn, 12/19/09

total posts: 1

Irons in the Air “Irons in too may fires”
“Balls in the air”
I like the idea of juggling with hot irons. You would need that wireless electricity, though: http://www.ted.com/talks/eric_giler_demos_wireless_electricity.html?CNN=YES
Ross, 12/10/09

total posts: 1

Tough cookie to crack “Tough cookie”
“Tough/Hard nut to crack”
I'm flattered that you posted something here. As a corollary, I think I like "hard cookie" to describe a tough person.
William, 11/21/09

total posts: 2

whats the sound of angels dancing on the head of a pin “whats the sound of one hand clapping”
“how many angels can dance on the head of a pin”
It seems a little too long to me. I like "What's the sound of one angel dancing?" better.
William, 11/5/09

total posts: 3

Three straws...you're out!" “Three strikes...you're out!”
“The last straw." or "The straw that broke the camel's back.”
Very nice.
William, 10/10/09

total posts: 2

Burning the midnight rubber “Burning the midnight oil”
“Burning rubber”
Very nice, but this one strikes me as a classic conversation starter in the workshop: i.e. is this really congruent? I'm open to hearing the case for it, but it doesn't seem so to me.
David Cecchetto, 10/1/09

total posts: 3

The whole nine-yard ball of enchilada wax “The whole nine yards”
“The whole ball of wax”
Disgusting.
William, 10/1/09

total posts: 2

By the seat of the cuff “By the seat of the pants”
“Off the cuff”
I think I like the corollary: "Off the seat of the pants"
William, 10/1/09

total posts: 2

That ship has left the station “That ship has sailed”
“The train has left the station”
This is nice, but I think I prefer "that train has sailed"...just because I like the image of a wind-power train (so magical).
David Cecchetto, 9/18/09

total posts: 2

Punching out of his league “Punching over his weight.”
“Out of his league.”
Came up in conversation. Methinks it's gold.
Clint Hutzulak (via David Cecchetto0, 9/18/09

total posts: 1

Sets the bar “Sets the standard”
“Raises the bar”
Hmmm...isn't this already a common expression as is? That doesn't mean it's not a conflation, but maybe it's a well worn one. I don't know, maybe I'm imagining that I've heard this a lot in the past.
William, 8/20/09

total posts: 2

The bearer of bad messengers “Don't shoot the messenger”
“The bearer of bad news”

Stephanie Gallagher, 8/19/09

total posts: 1

"I'm keeping my beauty on the beholder" “"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."”
“"I'm keeping my eye on you."”
I have no idea what this means. Sounds lovely though.
Jeff, 8/18/09

total posts: 1

Don't bite the baby. “Don't throw out the baby with the bathwater.”
“His bark is worse than his bite. ”
How about "his bark is worse than the bathwater"? Either way, I'm not sure where this falls in terms of congruency. It's incongruent, but the link between the roots is weak. I guess there's the "B" alliteration in both... And maybe there are situations where the conflation is the perfect thing to say.
William, 8/18/09

total posts: 2

You can't have your words and eat cake too. “Eat your words.”
“You can't have your cake and eat it too.”

Michelle Spencer, 8/18/09

total posts: 1

A stitch in time saves ninety nine bottles of beer. “A stitch in time saves nine.”
“Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.”

Michelle Spencer, 8/18/09

total posts: 1

If this van is rockin, knock three times. “If this van is rockin, don't bother knockin.”
“Knock three time on the ceiling if you want me.”
Ah, the 70s, good times, good times.
Michelle Spencer, 8/18/09

total posts: 1

When life sends you lemons, put them in the cherry bowl. “When life sends you lemons, make lemonaide.”
“Life is a bowl of cherries.”
Come see the Caberet!
Michelle Spencer, 8/18/09

total posts: 1

Don't get caught beneath the apple tree with my eye. “Don't get caught beneath the apple tree with anyone else but me.”
“You are the apple of my eye.”
Ah the jealous kind of love...
Michelle Spencer, 8/17/09

total posts: 1

I only have big eyes for your tummy. “I only have eyes for you.”
“Your eyes are bigger than your tummy.”
Perhaps remove the "big" ?
Michelle Spencer, 8/17/09

total posts: 1

flusterated “flustered”
“frustrated”
A secretary in my office sometimes uses this word.
Mark Bauer, 8/17/09

total posts: 1

Does the pope shit in the woods? “Does a bear shit in the woods?”
“Is the pope catholic?”
Is this Brian Archinal? Surprised this wasn't already on the list.
William, 7/15/09

total posts: 2